Where should we go? Your place or my place? Let’s flip a coin tail your place, head mine.You Jamaican me mad, you have to be from Jamaica.You should lace up your shoes! I’d hate you falling for someone else.Girl, you look just like my own brand of heroin.You seemed a little thirsty when you saw me.I think am in band of boys known as wrong direction.Girl you look hotter than my laptops rare.Please help me prove my mum wrong, she thinks am not straight.I know a place where free drinks are offered.
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Sorry, is your Dad a retard? You are special.Lady you got Fine inscribed all over you, that you reminding me of a library book that has been overdue.You look like a Disney princess, because you are cinderHella fine.I think you suffering from lack of vitamin me. You so glowing! It’s like you have advanced radiation poisoning.Is sleeping your hobby? (Wow) nice, we should sleep together sometime.Girl your hotness would cause a meltdown if ever you get to the Antarctica.